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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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