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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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