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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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