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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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