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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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