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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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