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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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