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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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