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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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