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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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