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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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