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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Princess eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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