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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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