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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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