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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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