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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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