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Pet death
My
aunt
Clarabelle
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Gizmo
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺
a tiger 🐯
a cow 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a crocodile 🐊
a pufferfish 🐡
a bull 🐮
a warthog 🐗
a lion 🦁
a venomous snake 🐍
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