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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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