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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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