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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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