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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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