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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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