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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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