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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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