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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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