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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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