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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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