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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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