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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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