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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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