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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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