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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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