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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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