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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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