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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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