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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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