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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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