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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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