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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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