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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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