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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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