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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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