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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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