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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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