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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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