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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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