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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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