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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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