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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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