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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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