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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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