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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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