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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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