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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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