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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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