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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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