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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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