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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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